• beautiful: high school sucks
  • candy store: popularity and other horrid pursuits
  • fight for me: fuck hot strangers
  • freeze your brain: can you tell i'm a psychopath?
  • big fun: drugs
  • dead girl walking: drunk frickle frackle
  • the me inside of me: i'm still popular after i'm dead
  • blue: the genitalia song
  • blue (reprise): the genitalia song, round 2
  • our love is god: ok srsly, how the fuck do you not realize i'm a psychopath
  • dead gay son: homos in heaven
  • seventeen: angsty teen duet
  • shine a light: we're all fuckin nerds
  • lifeboat: did i mention high school sucks?
  • shine a light (reprise): teenagers are horrible people
  • kindergarten boyfriend: gross sobbing
  • yo girl: i done fucked up
  • meant to be yours: sexy psychopath strikes again
  • dead girl walking (reprise): why did i drunk frickle frackle?
  • i am damaged: don't make me sympathize with the psychopath
  • seventeen (reprise): let's stop being assholes

sondheimbeatlesstarkidwhovian:

Musical theatre headcannon: After they arrive in France, Antony and Johanna find a support group for couples who had everyone around them die when they fell in love at first sight, led by Marius and Cosette.

  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.
thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.
thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.
thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.
thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.

thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.

thoughtsfromawritersmind:

My only real complaint with the new Sweeney Todd production that aired on PBS is simply a continuity error really. Details under the cut.

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When I saw Les Mis a few years ago, Eponine grew up to be a dark-haired black woman…
She had been a red-headed white child last time we’d seen her.

lisbethsalanders:

when explaining to someone why you think divergent is better than the hunger games and that’s why you won’t be seeing the newest hunger games movie… and all they ask is “isn’t that a ripoff of the hunger games?” “which came first?” 

mother fucker it ain’t the hunger games, end of story. 

They’re sci-fi dystopian series that involve combat training, segregation and romance that’s sometimes too focused on.
They are definitely not the same, and those few similarities are in most similar work.
- from the film trailer I did wonder, but there’s at least as much that’s different than the same.

durnesque-esque:

moonblossom:

steverogershelmethair:

the-goddamazon:

sugaryleopard:

aculturedpearl:

Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades.  Great initiative!

Thank you Christian Louboutin. 

This is so important.

Yes, thank you for making more shoes literally none of us will ever be able to afford.

Fashion trickles down though. When a high-end designer like Christian Louboutin acknowledges that there should be variety in “nude” pumps, it will invariably be copied by cheaper and more accessible brands. This is a huge, positive thing.

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?
great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman

(Source: thewintershithead)

allthingshyper:

gehayi:

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.

Let me restate this in case it didn’t sink in the first time

Researchers physically DELETED ALL TRACES of the HIV virus from a human cell.

ALL OF IT.

IF YOU ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HIV IS

(Source: mannysiege)

missioncompanions:

it sucks to be me-a collection of broadway showtunes showcasing how much the lives of the characters suck and probably why. (and no, this isn’t just the whole heathers the musical soundtrack even though that would fit)

1. RentRent 2. School SongMatilda 3. What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?/It Sucks to Be MeAvenue Q 4. Skid Row(Downtown)Little Shop of Horrors 5. BetrayedThe Producers 6. Hasa Diga EebowaiThe Book of Mormon 7. Freeze Your BrainHeathers the Musical 8. One Jump AheadAladdin 9. The Bitch of LivingSpring Awakening 10. Story of My LifeShrek the Musical 11. Just Another DayNext to Normal 12. Santa FeNewsies 13. Legally BlondeLegally Blonde 14. Pandemonium - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 15. At the BalletA Chorus Line 16. Money, Money, MoneyMamma Mia 17. Please Send Me SomeoneYoung Frankenstein 18. Dream a Little HarderTwisted 19. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver!Oliver 20. I Dreamed a DreamLes Miserables

LISTEN

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

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scarlett is so tired of this shit